100 Reason I love Kamala Harris!

1. kamala is brat
2. she says it like it is (I told you so)
3. coconut meme
4. obama didn't like her (at first)
5. she mopped the floor with Trump at the debate
6. she isn't a nazi pedo rapist combo like donald trump and elon musk
7. she was president for like 3 minutes when joe biden's heart stopped lmao
8. kamala would've signed roe v wade into law
9. she isn't hitlery clinton (hillary clinton get it it's like hitler but it's like her name i came up with it myself)
10. she said her presidency wouldn't be biden's presidency and honestly joe wasn't cutting it srry not sorry
11. blah blah blah "kamala is a cop" this blah blah "put a trans woman in the mans prison" that... yeah well Trump is a rapist andd who better to put a rapist away than a cop?
12. she's mixed race just like me fr
13. women are always right
14. her pick for VP was pretty cool... Tim Walz Crazy Taxi anyone?
15. unlike Trump she actually likes her kid... or maybe Trump likes his a bit too much?
16. I voted for her (yes this is a valid reason it's my list go make your own website losers)
17. she's not racist... or at least not as racist as Trump (1000 Reasons why Trump is Racist coming soon)
18. she inspires hope in others
19. she is extremely patient
20. I like her name
21. no trump tariffs with her
22. Beyonce likes her
23. Taylor Switf likes her
24. Recessions don't happen under Democrats
25. infectious laughter
26. Hasan hates her and for some reason that makes me like her more i aint even beefing w/ him just feels wrong that everything TRUMP does is somehow her fault but hey can't fix masculinity lmao
27. respects the peaceful transfer of power and believes in America
28. was not on the Epstein flight logs... Clinton, Trump, Musk you know what you did sickos
29. her voice sounds good sounds like a president's voice
30. she most likely doesn't have dementia
31. I never heard her say anything positive about NFTs
32. my nana voted for her
33. i heard she smokes weed (based)... but still hasn't freed weed prisoners (not based,come on this is an easy win it hurts me to speak bad on your name madam vice president)
34. she wouldn't put RFK in charge of killing children because survival of the fittest (that's literally eugenics and ew)
35. she's the first black vp and first woman vp and that's actually super based and i love her for it maybe i'll be the first trans vp (unless they take a look at the website yeesh)
36. i don't like her passive transphobia... but i feel like i could get her to change her mind. i'm kinda the best tbh
37. McDonalds veteran o7
38. Jimmy motherfucking Carter voted for her and tbh I was kinda hoping he would run in 2024 but yknow not every president can get that second term... ;n;
39. she did her best and tbh doesn't really owe this country anything i heard so many awful things said about this woman and like you would never talk to a lady like this irl
40. she makes me want to write a mini essay disecting the meme "kamala is brat" and how it's actually very appropox or whatever here I'll do a quit go at it feel free to skip it idgaf: So we alluded earlier to some of the major criticism of Kamala and I bring them up not to make light of the critisms but more so to highlight the flaw in some of these framings. First, Donald Trump is far worse and less qualified and if we had any respect for the people of this Nation he would be in jail and so would his billionaire friends. Second, Kamala is brat. What? She is brat she doesn't owe you shit. It was her job as a prosecuter to up hold the laws on the book and file the paperwork the way it was. There's a governer and a state legislature that decides on those laws. And sure a prosecutor could be in a positon to disrupt the rule of law in our country but it would just result in removal from office. Plus the people vote on these repressive laws. It's not like California doesn't has a big population that could better organize and pettion the government. Could she take a stronger stance on social justice, civil rights, and whatever else. Yeah sure and I feel like she does. I feel like that's what the whole campaign was about (until Liz Cheney oof). So when someone says she isn't doing enough but doesn't hold Trump to the same level of scrutiny it makes me think that maybe they don't actually care about justice or right and wrong and are just reinforcing racism and misogyny because they're making a black woman jump through all these hoops and work 100x harder when all Trump has to do is show up and look pretty. Pathetic America do better. She's over qualified for the job and you know it. Kamala is brat! She does the job but she still lets it be known where she stands. She laughs at stupid questions. Because who has time for that. What is your answer to someone that says "Kamala put trannies in the male prison to be raped"? Am I as a trans person suddenly supposed to not vote for her and then vote for Trump who has Project 2025 (sorry Agenda 47 wtf ever) that calls for the eradication of trans people? As if you couldn't tell your apathy for the qualified black woman is what led to Trump winning the popular vote. You can't tell me that it's not a little bit based on how our culture views black women and you can't tell me she never stood up for the people. Now Trump is gonna stare at my genitals and draw lines on my face like the freak he is. You did this apathetic cynics. (10 reasons why being a cynic sucks coming soon)
41. is willing to reach across the aisle and mend fences... at the end of the day we're all American
42. didn't try to kill everyone on jan 6 was actually very classy and professional
43. shout outs oakland
44. she's baptist which isn't that bad and i'm catholic (damn am i turning into joe biden)
45. gun owner... i like guns srry not sorry
46. loves her mother honestly shout out to milfs in the chat tn
47. she is a child of divorce which doesn't sound like a positive but tbh it endears me to her much more especially because my parents split when I was a baby
48. took drama class... omg theatre kid alert yooooooo
49. she reminds me of the women i look up to in my life (teachers,family,lovers,friends,co-workers)
50. she likes tea and raisin bran no i'm not just looking this up on google... i'm looking it up on bing
51. she love the movie Black Panther and tbh I love any movie with Michael B Jordan in it. I think he's hot. I guess the pimple shit was weird in Black Panther tho but still sexy tho (Pleas watch Creed 2 probably the best Rocky movie boomers don't @ me)
52. Her husband is kinda cute too, shit maybe we have the same taste in men (god I hope they're looking for a trans unicorn)
53. she loves to cook... idk here's one of the places i'm stealing from at this point
54. KHive Forever
55. She's smart and read books just like my wife. I find reading to be sexy too bad I only know how to write.
56. Momala
57. idk if i mentioned this niche factiod but she was the vice president and idk that's kinda cool that's like almost the president and idk sleepy joe was kinda based rember biden blast and dark brandon that shit was dank fuck i'm showing my 26 rn
58. I would do a tarot reading for her
59. i would feel safer under her supervision trum p would just let me f uck i ng kill myself :(
60. I feel like I could show her the sims and not think it was imediately gay (2010s speak for BAD) oh wait I think they just say WOKE now
61. WOKE
62. better dance moves than trump
63. kinda quirked up mommy vibes god damn im going to hell they're not gonnna let me live this down aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
64. her name means goddess and like yes mommy
65. she wouldn't kick my dog
66. she wouldn't rape me
67. she wouldn't download a car
68. she would be fun at parties i feel
69. I like her without needing to compare her to anyone else because you know what she's pretty accomplished by her own merit
70. lawyers and law types are sexy oh god i miss having a lawyer god damn i love lawyers better call kamala
71. diva
72. slay
73. yas queen
74. queening out with the dolls
75. you heard of dl daddies but get ready for
76. DL MOMMY
77. it's okay madam president we don't need to hide anymore I know you fw the dolls COME INTO THE LIGHT
78. mean girl
79. rebel girl
80. best girl
81. super girl
82. wonder woman
83. yes a wonderful woman indeed
84. i know she fw the dolls i know it i know it i know it
85. she's definitely reads Hell Girlz i know it i know it i know it
86. would let me be delulul in peace
87. wouldn't die if i gave her a taki
88. most likely knows what 4chan is but is too afraid to say it
89. has smoked at least one cigarette
90. experienced the full spectrum of emotion the good the bad the ugly
91. something about affordable housing idk i give up on believing anything
92. girl so confusing sometimes to be a girl
93. I KimiTheWitch am legally changing my name to Kimala Harris
94. if all presidents gonna lie then why can't the gaslighter be a sexy milf i love when mamas lie to me on god
95. she probably likes mexicans a tad bit more than trump and obama hate mexicans and lowkey that makes me feel a tiny shred of hope god damn i hope she loves latinas
96. DEATH GIRL 2028 ACID SQUAD FOREVER
97. would fw black dresses
98. would fw charli xcx
99. would maybe fw death grips idgaf it's my list and it's over fuck you
100. r/KamalaHarrisHyenaPorn

UNDER CONSTRUCTION: 100 REASONS I HATE KAMALA (yeah you know brat but it's the same but 3 songs so not and brat but it's completely different and all that. Here you go you fucking gooners 100 reasons I love Kamala but also 100 reasons to hate so it's fair and balance (centrist propaganda)

1. I HATE THIS TRANSPHOBIC ASS CUNT
2. ALL COPS ARE BASTARDS (yes even woke lady cops sorry to the sexy lesbian cop from Gardner, KS in many ways you were like a mother or an auntie to me but you work for the fucking law and that's cringe and anti community
3. imagine dropping the ball after having all the fucking momentum in the world. I promise you nobody like Trump (your grandpa is a nobody sorry not sorry he don't count.
4. more reasons soon...