100 Reason I love Kamala Harris!

  1. kamala is brat
  2. she says it like it is (I told you so)
  3. coconut meme
  4. obama didn't like her (at first)
  5. she mopped the floor with Trump at the debate
  6. she isn't a nazi pedo rapist combo like donald trump and elon musk
  7. she was president for like 3 minutes when joe biden's heart stopped lmao
  8. kamala would've signed roe v wade into law
  9. she isn't hitlery clinton (hillary clinton get it it's like hitler but it's like her name i came up with it myself)
  10. she said her presidency wouldn't be biden's presidency and honestly joe wasn't cutting it srry not sorry
  11. blah blah blah "kamala is a cop" this blah blah "put a trans woman in the mans prison" that... yeah well Trump is a rapist andd who better to put a rapist away than a cop?
  12. she's mixed race just like me fr
  13. women are always right
  14. her pick for VP was pretty cool... Tim Walz Crazy Taxi anyone?
  15. unlike Trump she actually likes her kid... or maybe Trump likes his a bit too much?
  16. I voted for her (yes this is a valid reason it's my list go make your own website losers)
  17. she's not racist... or at least not as racist as Trump (1000 Reasons why Trump is Racist coming soon)
  18. she inspires hope in others
  19. she is extremely patient
  20. I like her name
  21. no trump tariffs with her
  22. Beyonce likes her
  23. Taylor Switf likes her
  24. Recessions don't happen under Democrats
  25. infectious laughter
  26. Hasan hates her and for some reason that makes me like her more i aint even beefing w/ him just feels wrong that everything TRUMP does is somehow her fault but hey can't fix masculinity lmao
  27. respects the peaceful transfer of power and believes in America
  28. was not on the Epstein flight logs... Clinton, Trump, Musk you know what you did sickos
  29. her voice sounds good sounds like a president's voice
  30. she most likely doesn't have dementia
  31. I never heard her say anything positive about NFTs
  32. my nana voted for her
  33. i heard she smokes weed (based)... but still hasn't freed weed prisoners (not based,come on this is an easy win it hurts me to speak bad on your name madam vice president)
  34. she wouldn't put RFK in charge of killing children because survival of the fittest (that's literally eugenics and ew)
  35. she's the first black vp and first woman vp and that's actually super based and i love her for it maybe i'll be the first trans vp (unless they take a look at the website yeesh)
  36. i don't like her passive transphobia... but i feel like i could get her to change her mind. i'm kinda the best tbh
  37. McDonalds veteran o7
  38. Jimmy motherfucking Carter voted for her and tbh I was kinda hoping he would run in 2024 but yknow not every president can get that second term... ;n;
  39. she did her best and tbh doesn't really owe this country anything i heard so many awful things said about this woman and like you would never talk to a lady like this irl
  40. she makes me want to write a mini essay disecting the meme "kamala is brat" and how it's actually very appropox or whatever here I'll do a quit go at it feel free to skip it idgaf: So we alluded earlier to some of the major criticism of Kamala and I bring them up not to make light of the critisms but more so to highlight the flaw in some of these framings. First, Donald Trump is far worse and less qualified and if we had any respect for the people of this Nation he would be in jail and so would his billionaire friends. Second, Kamala is brat. What? She is brat she doesn't owe you shit. It was her job as a prosecuter to up hold the laws on the book and file the paperwork the way it was. There's a governer and a state legislature that decides on those laws. And sure a prosecutor could be in a positon to disrupt the rule of law in our country but it would just result in removal from office. Plus the people vote on these repressive laws. It's not like California doesn't has a big population that could better organize and pettion the government. Could she take a stronger stance on social justice, civil rights, and whatever else. Yeah sure and I feel like she does. I feel like that's what the whole campaign was about (until Liz Cheney oof). So when someone says she isn't doing enough but doesn't hold Trump to the same level of scrutiny it makes me think that maybe they don't actually care about justice or right and wrong and are just reinforcing racism and misogyny because they're making a black woman jump through all these hoops and work 100x harder when all Trump has to do is show up and look pretty. Pathetic America do better. She's over qualified for the job and you know it. Kamala is brat! She does the job but she still lets it be known where she stands. She laughs at stupid questions. Because who has time for that. What is your answer to someone that says "Kamala put trannies in the male prison to be raped"? Am I as a trans person suddenly supposed to not vote for her and then vote for Trump who has Project 2025 (sorry Agenda 47 wtf ever) that calls for the eradication of trans people? As if you couldn't tell your apathy for the qualified black woman is what led to Trump winning the popular vote. You can't tell me that it's not a little bit based on how our culture views black women and you can't tell me she never stood up for the people. Now Trump is gonna stare at my genitals and draw lines on my face like the freak he is. You did this apathetic cynics. (10 reasons why being a cynic sucks coming soon)
  41. is willing to reach across the aisle and mend fences... at the end of the day we're all American
  42. didn't try to kill everyone on jan 6 was actually very classy and professional
  43. shout outs oakland
  44. she's baptist which isn't that bad and i'm catholic (damn am i turning into joe biden)
  45. gun owner... i like guns srry not sorry
  46. loves her mother honestly shout out to milfs in the chat tn
  47. she is a child of divorce which doesn't sound like a positive but tbh it endears me to her much more especially because my parents split when I was a baby
  48. took drama class... omg theatre kid alert yooooooo
  49. she reminds me of the women i look up to in my life (teachers,family,lovers,friends,co-workers)
  50. she likes tea and raisin bran no i'm not just looking this up on google... i'm looking it up on bing
  51. she love the movie Black Panther and tbh I love any movie with Michael B Jordan in it. I think he's hot. I guess the pimple shit was weird in Black Panther tho but still sexy tho (Pleas watch Creed 2 probably the best Rocky movie boomers don't @ me)
  52. Her husband is kinda cute too, shit maybe we have the same taste in men (god I hope they're looking for a trans unicorn)
  53. she loves to cook... idk here's one of the places i'm stealing from at this point
  54. KHive Forever
  55. She's smart and read books just like my wife. I find reading to be sexy too bad I only know how to write.
  56. Momala
  57. idk if i mentioned this niche factiod but she was the vice president and idk that's kinda cool that's like almost the president and idk sleepy joe was kinda based rember biden blast and dark brandon that shit was dank fuck i'm showing my 26 rn
  58. I would do a tarot reading for her
  59. i would feel safer under her supervision trum p would just let me f uck i ng kill myself :(
  60. I feel like I could show her the sims and not think it was imediately gay (2010s speak for BAD) oh wait I think they just say WOKE now
  61. WOKE
  62. better dance moves than trump
  63. kinda quirked up mommy vibes god damn im going to hell they're not gonnna let me live this down aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
  64. her name means goddess and like yes mommy
  65. she wouldn't kick my dog
  66. she wouldn't rape me
  67. she wouldn't download a car
  68. she would be fun at parties i feel
  69. I like her without needing to compare her to anyone else because you know what she's pretty accomplished by her own merit
  70. lawyers and law types are sexy oh god i miss having a lawyer god damn i love lawyers better call kamala
  71. diva
  72. slay
  73. yas queen
  74. queening out with the dolls
  75. you heard of dl daddies but get ready for
  76. DL MOMMY
  77. it's okay madam president we don't need to hide anymore I know you fw the dolls COME INTO THE LIGHT
  78. mean girl
  79. rebel girl
  80. best girl
  81. super girl
  82. wonder woman
  83. yes a wonderful woman indeed
  84. i know she fw the dolls i know it i know it i know it
  85. she's definitely reads Hell Girlz i know it i know it i know it
  86. would let me be delulul in peace
  87. wouldn't die if i gave her a taki
  88. most likely knows what 4chan is but is too afraid to say it
  89. has smoked at least one cigarette
  90. experienced the full spectrum of emotion the good the bad the ugly
  91. something about affordable housing idk i give up on believing anything
  92. girl so confusing sometimes to be a girl
  93. I KimiTheWitch am legally changing my name to Kimala Harris
  94. if all presidents gonna lie then why can't the gaslighter be a sexy milf i love when mamas lie to me on god
  95. she probably likes mexicans a tad bit more than trump and obama hate mexicans and lowkey that makes me feel a tiny shred of hope god damn i hope she loves latinas
  96. DEATH GIRL 2028 ACID SQUAD FOREVER
  97. would fw black dresses
  98. would fw charli xcx
  99. would maybe fw death grips idgaf it's my list and it's over fuck you
  100. r/KamalaHarrisHyenaPorn

    101. all that plus 3 more reasons:

  101. kamala was right about everything (put that on a hat)
  102. her parents were marxists (remember the coconut tree, dolls? that's Lenin's Materialism_and_Empirio-criticism summed up in a meme. We do not exist separate from our surroundings comrades! organize or perish!)
  103. i miss her joyful laughter

    104. we could all use a little joy

    work in progress 100 more reasons to love kamala harris (featuring: reasons to like AOC and Jasmine Crockett... with the occassional Bernie Sanders and Tim Walz flex)

  104. it makes my leftist friends who continue to appeal to mysogny mad when I say I like Kamala. They get upset and say she's too right and Liberals aren't left and that Lenin said voting is and I quote "cringe". however i maintain that even the Soviet Union never imagined a world beyond traditional gender roles and that Marx said that oppression starts in the home. To say that Kamala provided no change and was the same as Trump, I have to say that she is not a white supremacist, she isn't biden and no one knows what she would do in the position as president (continue the genocide in gaza or work for a real solution) as this reality never happend and the vice president basically doesn't have any power other than breaking a tie in the house and being the understudy for if the president died. Also it's congress that does the spending on the military and we need a cultural revolution and political revolution that kicks out IDF sympathizers which could work with a grass roots movement if we are trying to avoid violent radical revolution that can still lead to fascism if there is no organized movement to begin with.
  105. she still would've worked to restory roe v wade and and would've put focus on women's health which in a modern feminist context does include transgender and male health care as having a male centric view in a society that's got 100s of years of mysogny has lead to blindspotting by putting focus on male voices and points of view over female voices and leads to a lot of harmful things like forced births, forced lobotomy, misdiagonosis of mental illness and behavioral disorders blah blah blah you should all know by now that... this is feminism 101 (btw feminism got us women our rights in the first place)
  106. diversity is what makes us stronger.
  107. transphobia hurts all of us. cis. trans. male. female. gender non comforming. that's right we love our non-binary comrades. gays. lesbians. straights. bisexuals. bi lesbians. he/him lesbians. xenogenders. that's right get more woke now.
  108. she would be down with neopronouns
  109. she definity fucks with otherkin

abbandoned article: 100 REASONS I HATE KAMALA (yeah you know brat but it's the same but 3 songs so not and brat but it's completely different and all that. Here you go you fucking gooners 100 reasons I love Kamala but also 100 reasons to hate so it's fair and balance (centrist propaganda)

  1. I HATE THIS TRANSPHOBIC ASS CUNT
  2. ALL COPS ARE BASTARDS (yes even woke lady cops sorry to the sexy lesbian cop from Gardner, KS in many ways you were like a mother or an auntie to me but you work for the fucking law and that's cringe and anti community
  3. imagine dropping the ball after having all the fucking momentum in the world. I promise you nobody like Trump (your grandpa is a nobody sorry not sorry he don't count.
  4. she put a doll in the male prison with the rapist white men
  5. did not do liberal jan 6th (so fucking disappointing)
  6. she lost more than anyone could have ever lost and it's because no one voted which we all know means Republicans get the seat by deafault as stated in George Washington's bible
  7. deep throating the war criminal cheneys fuck that shit wtf
  8. didn't drop enough porn in time. honestly the one thing the alt right has done for a decade now is "ironically" watch gay porn and share gay photoshops and art of Donald Trump. They say it's a joke they're all in on but tbh they wanna fuck the president. At no point last year did I see a single Kamala Harris porn parody. Baby that fake Obama Sarah Palin porno is what got the Dems a full 8 years.
  9. might as well be a black nazi with dems like these who needs fascists?
  10. she wont legalize weed... but she'll smoke it and keep weed prisoners held up like wtf this is an easy win you fucking racist dipshit everyone knows that they made marijuana illegal to punish Mexican workers.
  11. she fucking hates mexicans. for some fucked reason this is what they hyper focused on in the election. Her, Trump, and Obama would love a fucking wetback genocide that's why they aren't talking out about the fucking immigrants Trump is sending to camps. Fucking Nazi ass bitch.
  12. how the fuck is Kamala gonna hate trans women when your clown ass looks clocky as fuck (is this the evils of stealthing at play? come into the light ms harris
  13. more reasons soon...
  14. nah let's not blame a woman for the problems men caused tbh
  15. this bit sucks i still love momala

ah fuck it you all know the news that shit sucks it's all in my feed no matter how much i try to escape. i'll give you piggies the slop you crave. top 1000 reasons (work in progress) TRUMP sucks and should burn in hell:

  1. have i mentioned that he's a rapist yet? what can i say elect a rapist expect to get fucked :x
  2. he hates mexicans, btw did i mentioned im mexican and im pissed
  3. bro has never played minecraft
  4. he is a white supremacist full stop
  5. ugly as fuck
  6. mean
  7. he's fat. I don't hate fat people i'm proud of being fat some of my family may be the fattest. Death Girl is fat. But something about this man comes off as a saggy sack of mayonaise. no offense (to mayonaise that is)
  8. donald trump is a pedo full stop (epstien anyone?)
  9. donald trump is a white supremacist full stop (if you voted for him 3 times you are a white supremacist full stop)
  10. he is the reason i couldn't enlist in the army (i'm trans, but then the government killed my father so i'm not super patriotic anymore)
  11. he is the reason i was homeless
  12. he is the reason i can't pay my student loans
  13. he is why i got covid
  14. he is why you got covid
  15. he is why you have no friends no family. how much are you willing to lose.
  16. he is why you can't retire
  17. he pisses me tf off
  18. he is full blown retarded no offense i'm on the spectrum too but no his brain is mentally degraded he is a vegetable he sucks
  19. maga memes are stale, if your humor is stuck in the past you just can't be funny anymore
  20. he's soy af
  21. worse than hitler
  22. bro seriously tariffs on tariffs off?
  23. don't buy the dip buy that car and get soup for your family
  24. he doesn't even read hell girlz what a poser
  25. does not know what bojack horseman is
  26. he's gonna rug pull you again and it's not gonna be funny anymore
  27. being cucked by the president still makes you a cuck, in the omegaverse you would be the omega licking the smegma off the alpha cock.
  28. you need to move on he doesn't love you he's using you
  29. break the cycle
  30. in order to stop the trump tariffs
  31. we are gonna need a woman president
  32. ladies i know we lost twice but there's more than one way of making new women
  33. no she doesn't mean it does she?
  34. that's right we are gonna forcefem the president
  35. donnie we put estrogen in the big mac sauce
  36. with tariffs every game about to cost 100 dollars(as if they don't already do)
  37. he wont budge on wages even though he claims to be pro working class
  38. if he wont throw you a bone like that after all these years and all the people he killed in covid then what does that say about us?
  39. hey diva... let's calm down this is the public net after all
  40. right right ummm breating exercises hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
  41. I mean fuck I like games, I like fruit, I like free commerce trade, I love getting stuff
  42. kimi pay attention you need to get back on topic for the sake of humanity
  43. okay girlz one more time DONALD TRUMP IS A PEDOFILE
  44. yeah i knew i could do this, HELL GIRLZ go forcefem Donald Trump
  45. your magic is not match for my love la di da da di ya ya ya oh oh oh yeah
  46. because I was homeless I couldn't make Hell Girlz the best it could be. I've done art I'm proud of. Hell I am proud that I even did anything
  47. can we make something beautiful with no hope
  48. trans people of all countries unite
  49. trump hangs with diddy (ew)
  50. trump hangs with hogan (gross)
  51. i know it sounds crazy but you know i'm right
  52. the death girl is coming back
  53. dead men dont rape
  54. good men apologize... but great men die
  55. if you find me gone you should know that i only wanted to be myself
  56. the devil chose me
  57. DEATH GIRL 2: 2pink2flamingo
  58. when trans rights are under attack what do we do? stand up fight back
  59. hate speech isn't free speech
  60. hey hey ho ho transphobia has got to go
  61. get up get down seattle is a union town
  62. jesus wont save you from the hell you're going to
  63. i am catholic and transgender and mexican and irish and I was born here, we exist. Humans can be more than one thing
  64. trans rights are human rights
  65. protect the children? that's a lie you don't care when trans kids die
  66. trump will die but trans people will live forever
  67. trump always chickens out
  68. he's so old he's probably already dead and it's just AI sending the tweets
  69. bro is about to pardon diddy wtf??
  70. is there no justice in this world?
  71. strike
  72. strike
  73. strike
  74. let's go on strike!
  75. 3 strikes oh that's a fucking turkey
  76. spare a little change?
  77. throw trump in the gutter
  78. what if: and here me out:: cyber truck owners file class action lawsuit against elon musk for a.)ruining telsa value b.)metal distress bc bullying c.) false advertising (anti lemon laws lads) and d.)taking away their retirement healthcare and idk any rugpull there is no honor among theives why not e.)take down the biggest theif around...
  79. no ethical way to be a billionaire (he cucked you)