I think Elon Musk should kill himself... and here are 10 reasons why!!
I found this image on Deviant Art by killingspr go here for the sauce
10. Trickle Down Economics or something
Aight as we all know homeboy is super rich, the richest even... and he doesn't really buy anything. Everyone knows that when you're rich companies just give you shit for free. IDK why... look up the McDonald's McGold Cards and tell me I'm wrong. Listen he has like a bajillion kids. If he dies that money has to go somewhere. I hope his transsexual daughter pays for 100 Trillion Abortions. Go ahead call me woke! Call the cops! I'll have sex with them!
9. He's Always talking about "Saving Humanity"
Idk if it's not obvious to you but it's obvious to me that the only thing Elon thinks about is "saving humanity" he's always going on about birth rates or whatever. But he's also the one actively stalling humanity's progress. When it comes to basic high speed rails that all developed nations have(Japan, All of Europe, literally anywhere else but here just look up high speed rail on wikipedia I'm not your fucking mom) WIKIPEDIA MOTHER FUCKERS Dude even lobbied against making rails here in America to instal his shitty ass tunnels that can't even fit more than one car! idk found this on bing, I know it's real tho I saw it on Internet Today! If he wasn't alive he wouldn't have been there to halt the poductions of better transportation (which would solve LA's notorious traffic problems) and is preventing me from meeting all my internet cuties across the North American continent and thus making it hard but not impossible to get laid by hot singles in not only your area but across all of the united states. If he died that money could be used for infrastruture i'm sure aaaaaa.
8. He's always bitching about being depressed and lonely
I hate to be that bitch but we all have a homie like this who is always suicide baiting for attention. He'll bitch and moan about how lonely he is and not fucking do anything to improve himself. To him, being depressed is everyone else's problem. You can't do anything to make him happy. He's got all the money, cars, and even dicked down Grimes (my high school fantasy tbh) and yet it still isn't enough... why?? His ass is selfish and an attention whore. Why else is he always pulling shit to be in the news everyday. Tbh we should all treat him like we treated the incel 4channer in highschool and tell him to fuck off and kill himself. You know the type of guy I'm bitching about the "Hitler had some good ideas" type guy... oh don't wanna blow that one too early, we got like 7 more reasons to go!
7. I simply don't like Elon
I know I know a biased blogger take, how selfish, how fucking 1st world! But it's my website and I simply don't like him. If he died I would be extremely happy! I am the biggest Elon Hater! If there are a Millon Haters I am the biggest one! If there is one hater it is me! And if there are no Elon haters then I have died!
6.Elon has killed a lot of lab monkeys
Killing animals is just cruel. I am a furry so the death of an animal is really more important to me than some dude. Look at this shit THIS SOME HEARTLESS BULLSHIT
5.It would make cybertruck owners cry
I don't know if I'm the first to say this but if you own a cyber truck then you are and hear me out on this one... a... cyber... CUCK!
Cybertruck owners do not care about anything but being contrarian. It's the contrarian eco truck. It sucks as a truck and it's not a very good electric car. And eco trucks are flawed as a concept. Because it's supposed to be better than a gas guzzler F150 but oops it's actually just as toxic and dangerous for these babies to crash and have their batteries cause a mini nuclear apocalypse on your suburban streets.(I swear I'm not a NIMBY)
4.He's extremely rapey. sorry someone has to say it dawg!
Aight, idk but he had some chick get into some kind of consent form shennanigans to impregnate her for his weird fetish. Yeah yeah money NDA blah blah it's an abuse of power and is extremely rapist coded. And before the noncon crowd cancels me, I love a good stalker toxic yuri yandere slasher hazy if noncon or fullcon doujin... but this is real life dude. He's ruining prefectly good women and that irks me to the core.
yeah also he's like def a pedo right?
3.Ruined Twitter, now I gotta use Insta and Bluesky and tbh there's not as much good porn there
If Elon wasn't around then I wouldn't have to worry if the hot femboy on my feed is 18 or not and I wouldn't have to worry about wasting my life on Insta reels because I would be schitzo posting like a champ!
I would just be posting furry art like a champ bro, in that perfect world without elon, I wouldn't have to keep reminding you that him and his butt buddy are pedofile rapists!
2. LUIGI DID IT
Luigi, my beloved. What can I say about the man that hasn't already been said before? He's hot! I wanna run my fingers through his hair. I want him to mount me and... Oh right Elon. Yeah Luigi killed a CEO and everyone loves him for it. I think Elon should kill a CEO too for the clout. That CEO being himself!
1. HE'S A FUCKING NAZI
SINCE WHEN IS IT FUCKING OKAY FOR THIS?
I will never ever let a Nazi off the hook. Who the fuck does this bitch think he is? Who the fuck letting pissboy go out there and zieg hiel?? Who? The Richest Man in the World that's who. I fucking hate this guy, I fucking hate how you all make excuses. Like "guys he's just autistic." Bitch I'm autistic and I don't go around Heiling Hitler all day what the fuck! Then homeboy go to Germany and talks about the purity of the white race or whatever. FUCK YOU! KILL YOURSELF NOW!
Yknow what guys sorry I didn't mean to tell a retard to kill himself. Sorry I forgot being retarded makes you hate black people. Whoops. It wouldn't be that fucking generational wealth in aparthied South Africa. Nah South Africans? Famously never racist never... THAT'S HOW YOU SOUND DUMB ASS. STOP MAKING EXCUSES AND START FIGHTING BACK. ELON SHOULD'VE BEEN IN A BODY BAG YESTERDAY.
TOO FUCKING BAD HE DOESN'T PAY TAXES ;n;
satire!
God damn if Hitler can shoot himself then this pussy should be able to do it too! Stop stalling and drop dead already!