I WANT TO DESTROY THE MONA LISA TO SAVE ART

if i could go back in time i would steal the monalisa!

OH boo hoo you were stolen! But yet you look so boring!

i fucking hate the mona lisa. it's the most snoody fucking bullshit ever. we get it she's a fat white bitch. where are my big booty latinas?

oh i forgot you can't call a pregnant woman fat! or any woman for that matter. well i am not a misogynist or a fat phobe so let's move on.

i don't really care for fertility pieces. I think it's breeder straggot propaganda. I just don't really find it that engaging.

having kids is expensive. plus the president is a pedofile who might snatch my baby if i were to pop one out.

Leonardo Da Vinky was a faggot, but he knew were the money was at, at the very least.

if i were davinky i would've painted a sexy colorful horse with some nice ass.

FINE LET ME SHOW YOU!

I FUCKING LOVE HORSES! 2026 YEAR OF THE HORSE BABY!

everybody please say "Thank you for the Care Package, kimi!"

Okay, self indulgence out of the way... How would i steal the Mona Lisa?

Well chat i will admit i have been bested by modern technology, taht glass is thick and the security is tight like my boyfriend's man hole

but I must remind you that destroying the Mona Lisa doesn't require that I need to steal it. I just need to smash it down.

So my plan is to hit the Mona Lisa with a Nuclear missle to ensure it is obliterated. And to never be brought back again. Just a fading memory